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Too Hot to HODL T-Shirt
$34.99
Bring the heat this holiday season with the Crypto Bear “Too Hot to HODL” Tee — a perfect mix of meme humor and trading swagger. Designed for crypto lovers who stay in the kitchen, cooking up gains even when the market cools off.
The bold front slogan and hilarious back print make it a conversation starter at crypto meetups, parties, and trading sessions alike. Whether you’re bullish, bearish, or just hungry for profits — this tee keeps your style on fire.
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Unisex fit — perfect for every crypto chef 🧑🍳
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Great gift for traders, meme fans, and crypto holders
🔥 Too hot to HODL. Always in the kitchen. Always cooking the charts.
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.25 | 20.25 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 27.75 | 29.75 |
| Length, in | 26.62 | 28.00 | 29.37 | 30.75 | 31.62 | 32.50 | 33.50 |
| Sleeve length from center back, in | 16.25 | 17.75 | 19.00 | 20.50 | 21.75 | 23.25 | 24.63 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
Product features
- Sizes S–4XL available (select partners) — consult Comfort Colors 1717 size chart
- 100% ring-spun US cotton; medium weight (6.1 oz/yd²) with pre-shrunk relaxed fit
- Garment-dyed for soft color and vintage hand-feel
- Tubular knit (no side seams) with double-needle stitching for durability
- Sewn-in label; made in Honduras; offered in 58 colors
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean