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Cooking Gains T-Shirt
$31.99
Step into the kitchen of greatness with the Chef Dog “Cooking Gains Not Meals” Tee — where hustle meets humor.
This design fuses fitness motivation, crypto meme energy, and dog-chef swagger into one bold graphic made for go-getters who lift weights, trade coins, and never skip leg day or profit day.
Whether you’re hitting the gym, the charts, or just the weekend grind, this shirt keeps your look strong and your vibe hotter than the market.
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Unisex fit — perfect for gym lovers, traders, and meme fans
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Ideal mix of humor, motivation, and muscle energy
🔥 Because real dogs don’t cook meals — they cook gains.
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.25 | 20.25 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 27.75 | 29.75 |
| Length, in | 26.62 | 28.00 | 29.37 | 30.75 | 31.62 | 32.50 | 33.50 |
| Sleeve length from center back, in | 16.25 | 17.75 | 19.00 | 20.50 | 21.75 | 23.25 | 24.63 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
Product features
- Available in sizes S–4XL (select partners) with Comfort Colors 1717 sizing
- 100% ring-spun US cotton, medium weight (6.1 oz/yd²) with pre-shrunk fabric
- Garment-dyed after construction for a soft, vintage color and texture
- Tubular knit (no side seams) and double-needle stitched seams for durability
- Relaxed fit, sewn-in label, made in Honduras; offered in 58 colors
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean