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FunnyCatChef™ | The Perfect Giftable
$31.99
Meet the market’s hottest chef — the Cat who cooks profits, not dinner!
This “Cooking Gains Not Meals T-Shirt — FunnyCatChef™” tee serves up a hilarious blend of crypto meme culture and chef-cat comedy, perfect for traders who like their charts spicy and their humor well-done.
Whether you’re flipping tokens, watching the market simmer, or just vibing in your kitchen, this shirt keeps you cool, confident, and ready to stir up some serious gains.
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Unisex fit — made for crypto traders, meme lovers & cat fans
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Perfect gift for the investor who’s always cooking something up
🔥 Because in this kitchen, we only cook gains — never meals.
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.25 | 20.25 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 |
| Length, in | 26.62 | 28.00 | 29.37 | 30.75 | 31.62 |
| Sleeve length from center back, in | 16.25 | 17.75 | 19.00 | 20.50 | 21.75 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
Product features
- Sizes S–4XL available (select partners) — check Comfort Colors 1717 size chart
- 100% ring-spun US cotton, pre-shrunk, medium weight (6.1 oz/yd²)
- Garment-dyed finish for soft color and lived-in texture
- Tubular knit with no side seams and double-needle stitching for durable construction
- Relaxed fit with sewn-in label; 58 color options; made in Honduras
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean