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Dog Trader T-Shirt
$34.99
Meet the only trader who never panics — your dog!
This hilarious stock market–inspired tee mixes meme humor with trading culture for a look that’s as bold as your next market move. Perfect for traders, investors, and meme lovers who can laugh through the dips and spikes.
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Unisex fit — great for both traders and trendsetters
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Perfect conversation starter at crypto events or trading meetups
🐶 Because sometimes… your dog really does trade better than you.
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.25 | 20.25 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 27.75 | 29.75 |
| Length, in | 26.62 | 28.00 | 29.37 | 30.75 | 31.62 | 32.50 | 33.50 |
| Sleeve length from center back, in | 16.25 | 17.75 | 19.00 | 20.50 | 21.75 | 23.25 | 24.63 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
Product features
- Range of sizes S–4XL (check Comfort Colors 1717 size chart)
- 100% ring-spun US cotton, medium-weight (6.1 oz/yd²) and pre-shrunk
- Garment-dyed finish for soft color and lived-in texture
- Tubular knit (no side seams) with double-needle stitching for durability
- Relaxed fit with sewn-in label; made in Honduras
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean